DISCLAIMER UPDATE OCTOBER 1997
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IF YOU ABUSE YOUR CD, SCATCH IT OR BEND IT, PLACE IT IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT,
WRITE ON IT WITH INCORRECT PENS, USE THINNERS ETC ON IT... THEN DO NOT
BE SUPRISED IF THE GOLD ON IT FLAKES AND IT FAILS TO WORK..... DONT ALSO
BE SUPRISED IF YOUR SUPPLIER AND MYSELF TELL YOU TO F**K O** WHEN YOU
TRY TO GET IT REPLACED.

THIS CD AN ALL OTHER CDS IN THE NOW HUGE COLLECTION AVAILABLE ARE PIRATE,
I REPEAT PIRATE CDS. THE SOFTWARE CONTAINED ON THEM IS NOT!!! GUARANTEED
TO WORK.

ALL OF THE SOFTWARE ON THESE CDS HAVE BEEN UPLOADED ONTO ILLEGAL
BULLETIN BOARDS IN ORDER TO GAIN CREDITS FOR DOWNLOADING, IT IS
THEREFORE QUITE POSSIBLE THAT DEMOS, PROTECTED OR FALSE VERSIONS
OF SOFTWARE HAVE BEEN UPLOADED BUY SOME LAMER IN ORDER TO DOWNLOAD
A GAME ETC. DURING THE PROCESS OF UPLOADING AND DOWNLOADING, COPYING
TO HARD DRIVES, WRITING THE CDS IT IS POSSIBLE THAT FILES CAN GO
MISSING AND GET CORRUPTED. THIS IS A RISK THAT ALL USERS OF BULLETIN
BOARDS ACCEPT! YOU MUST ALSO ACCEPT THIS WHEN YOU BUY THESE CDS.
SO IF YOU WANT A 100 PERCENT GUARANTEE OR MANUALS, THEN BUY THE
SODDING SOFTWARE AND SHUT UP.

PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU PURCHASE THIS CD AND ALL OTHERS UNDER THE
KNOWLEDGE THAT THE WRITER OR SUPPLIER CANNOT AND WILL NOT GUARANTEE ITS
CONTENTS IN ANY WAY. AN OLD SAYING 'YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR' SPRINGS TO
MIND AND IN THIS CASE YOU GET MORE THAN YOU ARE PAYING FOR.
I WOULD ADVISE ANYONE WHO IS THINKING OF BUYING ONE OF THESE CDS
FOR ONE PARTICULAR PROGRAM ON IT TO THINK AGAIN.. I WILL NOT REPLACE ANY
CDS UNLESS THEY FALL INTO THESE STRICT RULES.

1. THE CD IS COMPLETELY UNREADABLE ON YOUR, YOUR SUPPLIERS AND MY
   CD ROM DRIVE.

2. ALL OR A VAST MAJORITY OF THE FILES CONTAINED ON IT ARE CORRUPT,
   I.E. CRC ERRORS, ON YOUR, YOUR SUPPLIERS AND MY CD ROM DRIVE.

3. THE MAIN PROGRAM WILL NOT FUNCTION AT ALL, CAUSED BY A CD WRITE
   ERROR OR CORRPUTION OF FILES AND NOT BY THE LACK OF MEMORY OR DRIVESPACE,
   LACK OF SOUND CARD,  ETC ON THE BUYERS SYSTEM. I.E.
   COREL DRAW 5 IS THE MAIN PROGRAM ON ITS CD, OR ENCARTA 95.

YOU ARE BUYING THE COMPACT DISK...NOT THE SOFTWARE ON IT!!!!

PLEASE NOTE THAT CDS FOUND TO BE CORRUPT WILL ONLY BE REPLACED WITH
THE SAME TITLE AS WAS ORIGINALLY CORRUPT.

PLEASE FEEL FREE IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THESE RULES TO PURCHASE YOUR CDS
FROM ANOTHER SOURCE. DO NOT PURCHASE ANY OF THE CDS AVAILABLE IF YOU CANNOT
AGREE WITH THE RULES. F.A.S.T. ALSO PURCHASE THESE CDS AND SEE ALSO THE
PO BOX NUMBERS. THEY TAKE THE MONEY SENT TO THESE PO BOX NUMBERS AND ALSO
THE ADDRESSES  AND USE THEM IN CONVICTIONS. TO SEND YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS TO
A PO BOX NUMBER ADVERTISING CDS IS TO TEMPT PROSECUTION AND NO DOUBT
LOSS OF MONEY. IT IS ALSO KNOWN THAT SOME CD WRITERS CHANGE THE BOX NUMBERS
ON PURPOSE TO MAKE YOU SEND YOUR CASH TO NON EXISTENT BOXES HOPING THAT THE
STING WILL STOP YOU IN FUTURE. STICK TO YOUR CURRENT SUPPLIER......
THE NORMAL SALE PRICE OF A CD IS FIFTEEN POUNDS, THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE
POSTAGE AND ANY SMALL PROFIT CHARGED BY YOUR SUPPLIER FOR PETROL, EAR BENDINGS,
MOANERS AND THE INCONVENIENCE OF HAVING TO REPLACE THE CD IF IT IS FAULTY.
LOWER PRICES ARE I AM SURE OFFERED TO BULK BUYERS WHO MAKE THESE BULK
PURCHASES ON A REGULAR BASIS. NOT TO CHANCERS WANTING A FEW CHEAP CDS.

NOW AFTER ALL THAT (SORRY BUT WHEN LAMERS WANT SOMETHING FOR NOTHING THEY
WHINGE AND BITCH AND EXPECT THE SAME SUPPORT AS LEGALLY AQUIRED SOFTWARE.)
THANKS TO ALL 0F YOU FOR BUYING THE CDS, YOU WILL HAVE NOTICED SLIGHT
PRICE IMPROVEMENTS IN THE LAST YEAR OR SO, AT ONE STAGE CDS USED TO SELL
FOR 120 POUNDS. THATS ALL CHANGED AND YOU SHOULD BE PAYING A LOT LESS NOW.
